A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

a+ subtly, sammy.

Reblog this if you started worrying about your weight before you were even 16
videogaymer:

clockenfrau:

langoaurelian:

Japanese Traffic Cop. 

This is the picture I’ll be taking to my tailor from now on


Fuck

videogaymer:

clockenfrau:

langoaurelian:

Japanese Traffic Cop. 

This is the picture I’ll be taking to my tailor from now on

Fuck

snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers